Puke, Breathe, Puke Puke!!!!

Morning sickness my a&$!!! Try all day all night every frikking second barfing!!! You know how when you hear about these thing you think they can't possibly be that bad.... Well turns out it worse!!!! Now me I'm a foodie...like eats anything, anywhere and anytime foodie and have been skinny most of my life(how that changed!!!) so you can only imagine my chargin when I couldn't stand the smell of sautéed onions.... Which is you know only the most delicious aroma!!!! But now, pika-marathon..... N one day when I started liking up water and couldn't sit up anymore, anxious daddy and daddy to be practically carried me to the gynecologist... Now the things about doctors.... See most people don't go to a doctor when they are feeling on top of their game.... A patient is most often distressed, scared and craapping in their pants..sometimes literally..haha!!!! So it would be nice if the doctor could please-with-a-cherry on top, be kind.... But noooooooo.... This is what I was told practically sliding off my chair and thinking how long it would take to run to the loo incase of the hurl attack... Doc says, "this is normal,just keep eating, this is normal, sometimes it might go on for the entire period of your pregnancy" .... I had just enough energy to choke out, "are you frikking kidding me?" ....let's just say the look I got sent me back to my school days spent in the principal's office.... But someone up there took pity on me and I stopped hurling just as my first trimester came to a close!!!! Turns out there are worse things!!!! Lol.....